Current Location: Green Chair - C-Street - Greencastle - Indiana

Ahahahah! I just won Risk! YES! The world is mine to control forever... everyone must listen to Ozone constantly while doing the Numa Numa dance and Odwallas will be 10 cents each! And in college at DePauw the only classes offered will be PB & J: Science or Mystery? and Failing at Life 101. And the whole world will be one continent that will be named Alaska Rocks! (exclamation mark included). Except for New Zealand which will now be known as Middle Earth.

And now to my studies...